Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you stick a stock of liquor in your \ | locker, It is slick to stick a lock | | upon your stock. | | | | Or some joker who is slicker, | | | | Will trick you of your liquor, If you | \ fail to lock your liquor with a lock. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;