Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Von Neumann was the subject of many \ | dotty professor stories. Von Neumann | | supposedly had the habit of simply | | writing answers to homework assignments | | on the board (the method of solution | | being, of course, obvious) when he was | | asked how to solve problems. One time | | one of his students tried to get more | | helpful information by asking if there | | was another way to solve the problem. | | Von Neumann looked blank for a moment, | \ thought, and then answered, "Yes.". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;