Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I never deny, I never contradict. I \ | sometimes forget. | | | | -- Benjamin Disraeli, British PM, on | | dealing with the | | | \ Royal Family / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;