Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A musical reviewer admitted he always \ | praised the first show of a new | | theatrical season. "Who am I to stone | \ the first cast?" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;