Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One fine day, the bus driver went to \ | the bus garage, started his bus, and | | drove off along the route. No problems | | for the first few stops -- a few people | | got on, a few got off, and things went | | generally well. At the next stop, | | however, a big hulk of a guy got on. | | Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, | | arms hanging down to the ground. He | | glared at the driver and said, "Big | | John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the | | back. | | | | Did I mention that the driver was five | | feet three, thin, and basically meek? | | Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't | | argue with Big John, but he wasn't | | happy about it. Well, the next day the | | same thing happened -- Big John got on | | again, made a show of refusing to pay, | | and sat down. And the next day, and the | | one after that, and so forth. This | | grated on the bus driver, who started | | losing sleep over the way Big John was | | taking advantage of him. Finally he | | could stand it no longer. He signed up | | for bodybuilding courses, karate, judo, | | and all that good stuff. By the end of | | the summer, he had become quite strong; | | what's more, he felt really good about | | himself. | | | | So on the next Monday, when Big John | | once again got on the bus and said "Big | | John doesn't pay!," the driver stood | | up, glared back at the passenger, and | | screamed, "And why not?" | | | | With a surprised look on his face, Big | | John replied, "Big John has a bus | \ pass." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;