Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As soon as we started programming, we \ | found to our surprise that it wasn't as | | easy to get programs right as we had | | thought. Debugging had to be | | discovered. I can remember the exact | | instant when I realized that a large | | part of my life from then on was going | | to be spent in finding mistakes in my | | own programs. | | | | -- Maurice Wilkes, designer of EDSAC, | \ on programming, 1949 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;