Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After Donald Trump's stretch limousine \ | was stolen and found | | | | undamaged a few blocks away; he said, | | "Nothing was stolen. I had | | | | an honest thief."-International Herald | | Tribune, page 3, March 2, | | | \ 1992 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;