Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you have received a letter inviting \ | you to speak at the dedication of a new | | cat hospital, and you hate cats, your | | reply, declining the invitation, does | | not necessarily have to cover the full | | range of your emotions. You must make | | it clear that you will not attend, but | | you do not have to let fly at cats. The | | writer of the letter asked a civil | | question; attack cats, then, only if | | you can do so with good humor, good | | taste, and in such a way that your | | answer will be courteous as well as | | responsive. Since you are out of | | sympathy with cats, you may quite | | properly give this as a reason for not | | appearing at the dedication ceremonies | | of a cat hospital. But bear in mind | | that your opinion of cats was not | | sought, only your services as a | | speaker. Try to keep things straight. | | | | -- Strunk and White, "The Elements of | \ Style" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;