Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The courtroom was pregnant (pun \ | intended) with anxious silence as the | | judge solemnly considered his verdict | | in the paternity suit before him. | | Suddenly, he reached into the folds of | | his robes, drew out a cigar and | | ceremoniously handed it to the | | defendant. | | | | "Congratulations!" declaimed the | | jurist. "You have just become a | \ father!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;