Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / To ordinary folks, conversion is not \ | always automatic. It's something that | | may or may not require explicit | | assistance. See Billy Graham. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710141738.KAA22289@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;