Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to \ | do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to | | hold the bits and 32 to push the | \ register. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;