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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters           \
|                                         |
| Half 1/2 bottle                         |
|                                         |
| Bottle 750 milliliters                  |
|                                         |
| Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters             |
|                                         |
| Jeroboam 4 bottles                      |
|                                         |
| Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the |
| US                                      |
|                                         |
| Methuselah 8 bottles                    |
|                                         |
| Salmanazar 12 bottles                   |
|                                         |
| Balthazar 16 bottles                    |
|                                         |
| Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters     |
|                                         |
| Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters          |
|                                         |
| The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for |
| the launching of the largest cruise     |
| ship in the world. The bottle alone     |
| cost 8,000 dollars to produce and they  |
| only made 8 of them.                    |
|                                         |
| Most of the funny names come from       |
\ Biblical people.                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;