Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Proposed Country & Western Song Titles \ | I Don't Mind If You Lie to Me, As Long | | As I Ain't Lyin' Alone I Wouldn't Take | | You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought | | You Could Win If You Leave Me, Walk Out | | Backwards So I'll Think You're Comin' | | In Since You Learned to Lip-Sync, I'm | | At Your Disposal My John Deere Was | | Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear | | John Was | | | | Breaking My Heart Don't Cry, Little | | Darlin', You're Waterin' My Beer Tennis | | Must Be Your Racket, 'Cause Love Means | | Nothin' to You When You Say You Love | | Me, You're Full of Prunes, 'Cause | | Living | | | | With You Is the Pits I Wanted Your Hand | | in Marriage but All I Got Was the | | Finger | | | \ -- "Wordplay" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;