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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  To lose weight, eat less; to gain      \
| weight, eat more; if you merely wish to |
| maintain, do whatever you were doing.   |
|                                         |
| The Bronx diet is a legitimate system   |
| of food therapy showing that food       |
| SHOULD be used a crutch and which food  |
| could be the most effective in          |
| promoting spiritual and emotional       |
| satisfaction. For the first time, an    |
| eater could instantly grasp the         |
| connection between relieving depression |
| and Mallomars, and understand why a     |
| lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's |
| a pint of ice cream nearby.             |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;