Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To lose weight, eat less; to gain \ | weight, eat more; if you merely wish to | | maintain, do whatever you were doing. | | | | The Bronx diet is a legitimate system | | of food therapy showing that food | | SHOULD be used a crutch and which food | | could be the most effective in | | promoting spiritual and emotional | | satisfaction. For the first time, an | | eater could instantly grasp the | | connection between relieving depression | | and Mallomars, and understand why a | | lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's | | a pint of ice cream nearby. | | | \ -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;