Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Somewhat alarmed at the continued \ | growth of the number of employees on | | the Department of Agriculture payroll | | in 1962, Michigan Republican Robert | | Griffin proposed an amendment to the | | farm bill so that "the total number of | | employees in the Department of | | Agriculture at no time exceeds the | | number of farmers in America." | | | \ -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;