Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I cannot affirm God if I fail to affirm \ | man. Therefore, I affirm both. Without | | a belief in human unity I am hungry and | | incomplete. Human unity is the | | fulfillment of diversity. It is the | | harmony of opposites. It is a | | many-stranded texture, with color and | | depth. | | | \ -- Norman Cousins / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;