Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Loan-department manager: "There isn't \ | any fine print. At these interest | \ rates, we don't need it." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;