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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XLVII:                                  \
|                                         |
| Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is    |
| covered with water. The other           |
|                                         |
| third is covered with auditors from     |
| headquarters. XLVIII:                   |
|                                         |
| The more time you spend talking about   |
| what you have been doing, the           |
|                                         |
| less time you have to spend doing what  |
| you have been talking about.            |
|                                         |
| Eventually, you spend more and more     |
| time talking about less and less        |
|                                         |
| until finally you spend all your time   |
| talking about nothing. XLIX:            |
|                                         |
| Regulations grow at the same rate as    |
| weeds. L:                               |
|                                         |
| The average regulation has a life span  |
| one-fifth as long as a                  |
|                                         |
| chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a |
| human's -- but four times               |
|                                         |
| as long as the official's who created   |
| it. LI:                                 |
|                                         |
| By the time of the United States        |
| Tricentennial, there will be more       |
|                                         |
| government workers than there are       |
| workers. LII:                           |
|                                         |
| People working in the private sector    |
| should try to save money.               |
|                                         |
| There remains the possibility that it   |
| may someday be valuable again.          |
|                                         |
\ -- Norman Augustine                     /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;