Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / XLVII: \ | | | Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is | | covered with water. The other | | | | third is covered with auditors from | | headquarters. XLVIII: | | | | The more time you spend talking about | | what you have been doing, the | | | | less time you have to spend doing what | | you have been talking about. | | | | Eventually, you spend more and more | | time talking about less and less | | | | until finally you spend all your time | | talking about nothing. XLIX: | | | | Regulations grow at the same rate as | | weeds. L: | | | | The average regulation has a life span | | one-fifth as long as a | | | | chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a | | human's -- but four times | | | | as long as the official's who created | | it. LI: | | | | By the time of the United States | | Tricentennial, there will be more | | | | government workers than there are | | workers. LII: | | | | People working in the private sector | | should try to save money. | | | | There remains the possibility that it | | may someday be valuable again. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;