Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | *A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee* With | | Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and | | Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story. | | | | -- Tea with a Kick (1924) | | | | Whoopie! Let's go!... Hand-picked | | Beauties doing cute tricks! GET IN THE | | KNOW FOR THE HEY-HEY WHOOPIE! | | | | -- The Wild Party (1929) | | | | YOU HEAR HIM MAKE LOVE! DIX -- the | | dashing soldier! | | | | DIX -- the bold adventurer! | | | | DIX -- the throbbing lover! | | | | -- The Wheel of Life (1929) | | | | SEE CHARLES BUTTERWORTH DRIVE A | | STREETCAR AND SING LOVE SONGS TO HIS | | MARE "MITZIE"! | | | \ -- The Night is Young (1934) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;