Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Not far from here, by a white sun, \ | behind a green star, lived the | | Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, | | and they hadn't a care: no spats in | | their vats, no rules, no schools, no | | gloom, no evil influence of the moon, | | no trouble from matter or antimatter -- | | for they had a machine, a dream of a | | machine, with springs and gears and | | perfect in every respect. And they | | lived with it, and on it, and under it, | | and inside it, for it was all they had | | -- first they saved up all their atoms, | | then they put them all together, and if | | one didn't fit, why they chipped at it | | a bit, and everything was just fine ... | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;