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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Not far from here, by a white sun,      \
| behind a green star, lived the          |
| Steelypips, illustrious, industrious,   |
| and they hadn't a care: no spats in     |
| their vats, no rules, no schools, no    |
| gloom, no evil influence of the moon,   |
| no trouble from matter or antimatter -- |
| for they had a machine, a dream of a    |
| machine, with springs and gears and     |
| perfect in every respect. And they      |
| lived with it, and on it, and under it, |
| and inside it, for it was all they had  |
| -- first they saved up all their atoms, |
| then they put them all together, and if |
| one didn't fit, why they chipped at it  |
| a bit, and everything was just fine ... |
|                                         |
\ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;