Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Pascal Users: \ | | | To show respect for the 313th | | anniversary (tomorrow) of the | | | | death of Blaise Pascal, your programs | \ will be run at half speed. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;