Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Hat check girl: \ | | | "Goodness! What lovely diamonds!" Mae | | West: | | | | "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, | | dearie." | | | \ -- "Night After Night", 1932 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;