Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes \ | the law allegiance. He of all men | | should behave as though the law | | compelled him. But it is the universal | | weakness of mankind that what we are | | given to administer we presently | | imagine we own. | | | \ -- H. G. Wells / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;