Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We have only two things to worry about: \ | That things will never get back to | \ normal, and that they already have. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;