Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Lispers are among the best grads of the \ | Sweep-It-Under-Someone-Else's-Carpet | | School of Simulated Simplicity. [Was | | that sufficiently incendiary? :-)] | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Jan10.201804.11926@netlabs.com / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;