Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ferguson's Precept: \ | | | A crisis is when you can't say "let's | \ forget the whole thing." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;