Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am tired of fighting...The old men \ | are all dead...The little children are | | freezing to death. My people, some of | | them, have run away to the hills and | | have no blankets, no food. No one knows | | where they are...Hear me, my Chiefs!! I | | am tired: my heart is sick and sad. | | From where the sun now stands, I will | | fight no more. Chief Joseph, (Nez | \ Perce) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;