Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Some people have a way about them that \ | seems to say: "If I have only one life | \ to live, let me live it as a jerk." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;