Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / So so is good, very good, very \ | excellent good: and yet it is not; it | | is but so so. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like | \ It" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;