Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But I find the old notions somehow \ | appealing. Not that I want to go back | | to them -- it is outrageous to have | | some outer authority tell you what is | | proper use and abuse of your own | | faculties, and it is ludicrous to hold | | reason higher than body or feeling. | | Still there is something true and | | profoundly sane about the belief that | | acts like murder or theft or assault | | violate the doer as well as the done | | to. We might even, if we thought this | | way, have less crime. The popular view | | of crime, as far as I can deduce it | | from the movies and television, is that | | it is a breaking of a rule by someone | | who thinks they can get away with that; | | implicitly, everyone would like to | | break the rule, but not everyone is | | arrogant enough to imagine they can get | | away with it. It therefore becomes very | | important for the rule upholders to | | bring such arrogance down. | | | \ -- Marilyn French, "The Woman's Room" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;