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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ But I find the old notions somehow      \
| appealing. Not that I want to go back   |
| to them -- it is outrageous to have     |
| some outer authority tell you what is   |
| proper use and abuse of your own        |
| faculties, and it is ludicrous to hold  |
| reason higher than body or feeling.     |
| Still there is something true and       |
| profoundly sane about the belief that   |
| acts like murder or theft or assault    |
| violate the doer as well as the done    |
| to. We might even, if we thought this   |
| way, have less crime. The popular view  |
| of crime, as far as I can deduce it     |
| from the movies and television, is that |
| it is a breaking of a rule by someone   |
| who thinks they can get away with that; |
| implicitly, everyone would like to      |
| break the rule, but not everyone is     |
| arrogant enough to imagine they can get |
| away with it. It therefore becomes very |
| important for the rule upholders to     |
| bring such arrogance down.              |
|                                         |
\ -- Marilyn French, "The Woman's Room"   /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;