Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / genealogy, n.: \ | | | An account of one's descent from an | | ancestor | | | | who did not particularly care to trace | | his own. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;