Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ritchie's Rule: \ | | | (1) Everything has some value -- if you | | use the right currency. | | | | (2) Paint splashes last longer than the | | paint job. | | | | (3) Search and ye shall find -- but | \ make sure it was lost. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;