Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / John the Baptist after poisoning a \ | thief, Looks up at his hero, the | | Commander-in-Chief, Saying tell me | | great leader, but please make it brief | | Is there a hole for me to get sick in? | | The Commander-in-Chief answers him | | while chasing a fly, Saying death to | | all those who would whimper and cry. | | And dropping a barbell he points to the | | sky, Saying the sun is not yellow, it's | | chicken. | | | \ -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;