Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If there is a possibility of several \ | things going wrong, the one that will | | cause the most damage will be the one | | to go wrong. | | | | If you perceive that there are four | | possible ways in which a procedure can | | go wrong, and circumvent these, then a | \ fifth way will promptly develop. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;