Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | It's not how slow you make it. It's how | | you make it slow. | | | | The windowing system preferred by | | masochists 3 to 1. | | | | Built to take on the world... and lose! | | | | Don't try it 'til you've knocked it. | | | | Power tools for Power Fools. | | | | Putting new limits on productivity. | | | | The closer you look, the cruftier we | | look. | | | | Design by counterexample. | | | | A new level of software disintegration. | | | | No hardware is safe. | | | | Do your time. | | | | Rationalization, not realization. | | | | Old-world software cruftsmanship at its | | finest. | | | | Gratuitous incompatibility. | | | | Your mother. | | | | THE user interference management | | system. | | | | You can't argue with failure. | | | | You haven't died 'til you've used it. | | | | The environment of today... tomorrow! | | | \ X windows. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;