Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Could be you're crossing the fine line \ | A silly driver kind of...off the wall | | | | You keep it cool when it's t-t-tight | | ...eyes wide open when you start to | | fall. | | | \ -- The Cars / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;