Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The vast majority of successful major \ | crimes against property are perpetrated | | by individuals abusing positions of | | trust." | | | \ -- Lawrence Dalzell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;