Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It has been observed that one's nose is \ | never so happy as when it is thrust | | into the affairs of another, from which | | some physiologists have drawn the | | inference that the nose is devoid of | | the sense of smell. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;