Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you can't say anything good about \ | someone, sit right here by me. | | | \ -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;