Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When the fog came in on little cat feet \ | last night, it left these little muddy | \ paw prints on the hood of my car. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;