Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We found you hiding We found you lying \ | Choking on the dirt and sand. | | | | Your former glories And all the stories | | Dragged and washed with eager hands. | | | | -- ``Cities in Dust'', "Tinderbox", | \ Siouxsie & the Banshees. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;