Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is an innocence in admiration; it \ | is found in those to whom it has not | | yet occurred that they, too, might be | | admired some day. | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;