Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's a recession when your neighbour \ | loses his job; it's a depression when | | you lose yours. | | | \ -- Harry S. Truman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;