Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / During the next two hours, the system \ | will be going up and down several | | times, often with lin~po_~{po | | ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po ~y | | oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\ | \ ~{o / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;