Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A pedestal is as much a prison as any \ | small, confined space. | | | \ -- Gloria Steinem / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;