Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. \ | There is no CONSISTENCY. There are no | | ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS. I'm very probably | \ wrong. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;