Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / One good reason why computers can do \ | more work than people is that they | | never have to stop and answer the | \ phone. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;