Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I didn't believe in reincarnation in \ | any of my other lives. I don't see why | | I should have to believe in it in this | | one. | | | \ -- Strange de Jim / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;