Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * knghtbrd is each day more convinced \ | that most C++ coders don't know what | | | | the hell they're doing, which is why | | C++ has such a bad rapkb: Most | | C coders don't know what they are | | doing, it just makes it | | | | easier to hide :P see for | \ instance, proftpd :P / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;