Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 6 \ | | | proof by picture: | | | | A more convincing form of proof by | | example. Combines well | | | | with proof by omission. | | | | proof by vehement assertion: | | | | It is useful to have some kind of | | authority relation to the | | | | audience. | | | | proof by ghost reference: | | | | Nothing even remotely resembling the | | cited theorem appears in | | | \ the reference given. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;